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pig: wah. red slimmed a lot leh.
me: huh.. really ah?
pig: yah. from last time i saw him, really slimmed down a lot.
me: haha. yah. i keep laughing that he is fat. then he go exercise. yah. now lose weight liao.
pig *nods*
pig: hey. u buck up larh. u so fat.
me:o.0 HUH ! REALLY AH? I FAT LIAO AH?
pig: yah larh. u so fat. he slimmed down alrdy. you still so fat ?!
me: *runs to a corner and cries*

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me: mummy, my fren say i am fat. Am i?
mum: u dont eat anymore larh.
me: HUH. I FAT AH. REALLY AH?
mum: no lah. u like that very nice. dont eat anymore.
me: HUH. THAT MEANS I FAT LARH.
mum *continue staring at Tv*

I should start to repent on the Prawn Mee i ate a few days ago.
sighhh

Episode 2

during proj work

pig: eh. do with shumie lah. she got high tolerance level.
me: high tolerance doesnt mean no temper hor.
pig: nevermind ! i am sure u can tolerate !
me: -.-

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me: u guys always bully me.
pig 2: huh where got?
pig: yah. we nv bully you. we are so nice to you.
pig 2: i never bully you. whether pig got bully u a not, i dont know. but, i really nv bully you. shumie, i so nice to you. rite?
me: ... erh.. okok.. you guys nv bully me. very nice. very nice.
pig and pig 2: HAHAHAHA
me: (u guys damn perverse.)
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