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Now, let me explain

my fren, yy, has published on her blog a substantially dubious article. I am seeking clarifications over here. I post you the whole, complete, unblemished conversation. You be the judge.


yy: eh my sch has subway now

yy: haha

yy: very nice man !

yy: got discount

yy: 20% or 30%

yy: today i was going lec..wanted to buy in to eat

yy: i wanted to buy today, then they say "sorry we're outta bread, pls come back in 45 mins

yy: T.T

yy:Then after lec I go and buy

yy: wah super nice!

yy: freshly baked!

yy: : )

yy: Warm and nice

yy: and nus the printers got gd discount

me: no wonder cc calls u coupon auntie.

me: i think u discount auntie

(it's really how she say it that reminds me of auntie)

yy: ...

yy: Printers

yy: Printers

yy: those tt u buy and bring home

yy: nothing to do with me

yy: nothing to do with coupons

yy: >.<

me: u auntie lah.

me: ur eyes zoom in on disounts.

me hahaha

yy: DUN TELL U ANYMORE

Yy: *zip*

( This is the part where I start feeling bad. Cause, I am teasing her only. Surprised by her big reaction, I decide to tell her about auntie antics. So, she wouldn’t feel alone being an auntie.)

Me: dont like that lah

Me: good deals must share

Me: i love aunties.

Me: auntie good wat. i think i m quite aunty also.

Yy: dun want

Yy: i dun like auntie

Yy: i compare prices. then do a lot to save 10 cents.

Yy: I dont

( As I described my auntie antics, yy is super surprised, as you can read from her blog.)

Copied from yy’s blog.

( Change of Perspective. I am XX here)

with regards to the previous post:

THE BIGGEST AUNTIE I KNOW

xxx: i tell u my auntish antics
xxx: 4 years ago. i bought a lot of liquid paper. cuz got sale.
xxx: i bought like 3/4
xxx: i use until now.
xxx: haha
me: omg
me: OMG
xxx: i think i dont need to buy liquid paper for 2 more years
xxx: i just counted.
xxx: i got 2 spare liquid paper in my drawer
me: ...
me: words cannot express my thots
xxx: aiyah, auntie good wat.
xxx: 1 liquid paper is like ... popular $4.40?
xxx: i think i bought 4 at $3.80 or $3.50 each.
xxx: 4 yrs ago, i still remember.
xxx: the price and where i got it
xxx: win alrdy
me: sure win, win already

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me: i must tell cc..haha..
xxx: eh dont want lah
xxx: i shy
me: NO NEED SHY ONE
me: i help u tell..hahaha
me: i help u put on blog!
xxx: 0.O
xxx: my reputation !
me: gone..already..
xxx: HUH
xxx: REALLY
xxx: i buy u milo
xxx: u be nice to me
me: bribery!
me: corruption!
xxx: chey, u bluff me
xxx: dont have
xxx: i check ur blog
me: hah
me: auntie is scared
xxx: auntie? where?
xxx: *looks around*
xxx: dont have auntie
xxx: only got 2 beauties. Here
xxx: I call u beauty. U also not happy.

Being auntie is not a crime.


qqq: i thought the auntie on yy's blog was you!
me: WA LAU. SO OBVIOUS AH.
qqq:
except that i was thinking liquid paper won;t be dry meh?
qqq:hey, i gotta go offline now
qqq:
stay smart and auntish in sch!
me: -.-

p.s. Liquid paper still usable. If u r wondering.



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